so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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