The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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