So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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