his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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