So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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