Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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