yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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