Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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