I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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