Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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