just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I came so hard my ears popped.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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