So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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