well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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