Don't make out with my wife yet
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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