Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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