i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
home. puking in laundry basket.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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