I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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