This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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