Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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