Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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