So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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