what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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