Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
