I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
