He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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