Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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