mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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