This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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