The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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