I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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