I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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