Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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