That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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