I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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