I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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