ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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