I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
