And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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