i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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