make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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