she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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