have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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