Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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