Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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