In the future we'll all be gay
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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