awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
you will always have a special place in my vag
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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