why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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