woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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