somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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