ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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