My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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