oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I supernannyed him into submission
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
