Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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