What a fucking waste of an outfit
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Small penises have feelings too.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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