Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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