Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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