Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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