Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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